half of me is sappy and romantic and nice and the other half is spiteful and mean and sick and twisted i don’t understand
-shrooms: Josh Hutcherson has a fucking box face whats so special about him
neyruto: how about a kitten apocalypse where everyone gets bitten by kittens and turns into kittens lets have one of those
c4ught: gay marriage is legal in 6 states but having sex with a horse is legal in 23 good going America.
splinteryourspine: splinteryourspine: I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car